When Eleanor was about three it snowed very heavily that winter.  She looked out the kitchen window and shouted 'Mummy, Mummy, where has the garden gone?

On 7th February 2006 I was having a cuddle with Eleanor as I do every evening at 8pm and she asked me out of the blue if Alex and I had sex?  I asked her where she had heard this and she said nowhere.  I then asked what sex was and she answered me saying 'well mummy, the woman takes her clothes off including her knickers and the man looks at her and says 'oooh la la!'  There, it is that simple!

This evening, 9th February 2006, Eleanor had her friend Shay over for tea.  They bicker quite a bit but love eachother very much.  Alex had had enought this evening of their bickering and said, Right you two, IYou shall no longer be known as 'Shay and Eleanor', I am going to call you 'Beavis and Buthead'.  Ellie thought this was great and said to Shay 'Right, you are Beavis and I am Buckle'!